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Vichekesho – Search Media
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Franka Potente – Wikipedia, kamusi elezo huru
http://sw.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franka_Potente
Alianza kuonekana kwa mara ya kwanza katika vichekesho vya It’s a Jungle Out There (1995) na kuanza kupata kutambulika zaidi baada ya kucheza katika

 

Abby vichekesho.AVIAbby vichekesho.AVI
My niece is very funny. She’s describing how her cousins and uncles/ aunts sleep at night. It is in Kiswahili language.

 

kingwendukingwendu
vichekesho bongo ,artists from bongo

 

Ze comedy - jamani maisha magumuZe comedy – jamani maisha magumu
good

 

Mwanaharakati: January 2011Mwanaharakati: January 2011
http://bishophiluka.blogspot.com/2011_01_01_archive.html

 

Mwanaharakati: January 2011Mwanaharakati: January 2011
http://bishophiluka.blogspot.com/2011_01_01_archive.html

 

May 2011 ~ MTAA KWA MTAAMay 2011 ~ MTAA KWA MTAA
http://othmanmichuzi.blogspot.com/2011_05_01_archive.html

 

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http://www.facebook.com/ChekaNaKitime

 

LIWAZO ZITO BLOG: November 2011LIWAZO ZITO BLOG: November 2011
http://liwazozito.blogspot.com/2011_11_01_archive.html

 

Swahili FlavourSwahili Flavour
http://swahiliflavour.blogspot.com/

 

Punguza stress cheka saaaanaaaaaaa - G5 worldPunguza stress cheka saaaanaaaaaaa – G5 world
http://www.g5click.com/profiles/blogs/punguza-stress-cheka-saaaanaaaaaaa

 

Meseji za Vichekesho Katika Ndoa

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meseji za vichekesho

Kulikuwa na semina ya wanawake kuhusu namna ya kuishi kwa upendo katika ndoa.

Mwalimu aliwauliza ni wangapi wanawapenda waume zao? Wote wakanyoosha mikono kama ishara ya kuwa wanawapenda waume zao.

Mwalimu akauliza tena, “Ni lini mara ya mwisho umemwambia mumeo “Nakupenda”?

Majibu yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo:

  1. Wengine wakisema Asubuhi ya leo,
  2. Wengine jana,
  3. Wengine wiki iliyopita
  4. Wengine mwezi uliopita
  5. Na wengine wakasema hawakumbuki!

Mwalimu aliwapa kazi kila mwanasemina achukue simu yake na kumtumia mume wake meseji yenye neno “NAKUPENDA MPENZI”

Baada ya meseji kwenda aliwaamuru kubadilishana simu kila mtu na jirani yake.

Kila mwanasemina aliambiwa kusoma meseji za majibu kwenye simu aliyoshika

Katika majibu hayo, meseji za vichekesho zilikuwa ni nyingi na kweli vichekesho vya ndoa ni nyingi kama ilivyosomwa katika hizo meseji, fuatilia hapa zaidi.

Simu ya 1 – “Samahani, nani mwenzangu”!

Simu ya 2 – “wrong number”!

Simu ya 3 – “samahani, umekosea namba”!

Simu ya 4 – “Si nimekuambia usinitumie messages kwenye namba hii”!

Simu ya 5 – “Mh! leo mvua itanyesha”!

Simu ya 6 – “Nikija tutaongea zaidi”!

Simu ya 7 – “……Imedhibitishwa umepokea Tsh300,000 kutoka kwa ……”!

Simu ya 8 – “Me too”!

Simu ya 9 – “Huu ujumbe ndio ulikuwa unamtumia huyo hawara yako ee, leo utanikoma”!

Kichekesho Girlfriend na Boyfriend

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Boyfriend Girlfriend

Jamaa mmoja handsome boy alikutana na binti tajiri ambaye alikuwa anaishi peke yake. Katika kufahamiana zaidi jamaa akaanguka kimapenzi kwa huyo binti

Siku moja wakiwa kitandani girlfriend akamwambia handsome wake hivi:

Girlfriend: Nikifa wewe ndio mrithi wa hotel yangu ya nyota tano

Boyfriend: Mungu apishe mbali hautakufa baby, kwa nini umesema hivyo?

Girlfriend: Mie ntakufa tu kwani nimeanza kukuzimia kimapenzi ile mbaya
 

Ujumbe wa Vichekesho kwa Wapiga Kura Weupe

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Vichekesho vya Chris Rock

Vichekesho vya Chris RockHuu ni ujumbe wa vichekesho wa Chris Rock kwa wapiga kura weupe wakati wa kampeni za Urais wa Marekani. Burudika mwenyewe

Chris Rock - Black People VS. Niggaz (Bring the Pain 1996)Chris Rock – Black People VS. Niggaz (Bring the Pain 1996)
From “Bring the Pain”.

 

Comedy Central: Chris Rock on Rap musicComedy Central: Chris Rock on Rap music
Comedy Central: Chris Rock on Rap music

 

Chris Rock - LoveChris Rock – Love
Chris rock talking about love and your relationships

 

Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!Chris Rock – How not to get your ass kicked by the police!
Really funny video from the Chris Rock show on how not to get your ass kicked by the police. I know they are other versions of this on YouTube but this one is better quality, Enjoy 🙂

 

Inside The Actors Studio - Chris RockInside The Actors Studio – Chris Rock
Chris Rock on Inside the Actors Studio hosted by James Lipton season 13, episode 5 original airdate 2007-03-12 i had to cut out all the movie bits because otherwise youtube would have blocked the video This video does not belong to me and no copyright infringement is intended. This video has been uploaded for educational end entertaining purposes only. The video is owned by Bravo.

 

Chris Rock's Oscar® monologueChris Rock’s Oscar® monologue
Excerpts from Chris Rock’s opening monologue at the 77th Annual Academy Awards® in 2005.

 

Chris Rock on Gun ControlChris Rock on Gun Control
Chris Rock delivers his own message on belief in Gun Control.

 

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