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Vichekesho vya Kesi ya Mmasai na Mpare

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Masai na ngombe

Kulikuwa na wizi ulifanyika katika nyumba moja ya mpare pale hedaru na muhusika baada ya kufuatilia aligundua kuwa aliyemuibia ng’ombe wake alikuwa ni mmasai mmoja wa ng’ambo ya pili ya mto kikuletwa.

Mpare alimfungulia kesi ya wizi mmasai na mahojiano mahakamani yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo:

Mmasai; Wewe anasema mimi ameiba hiyo ng’ombe yako?

Mpare; Ndiyo

Mmasai; Aliingia kwa mlango ya nyuma ama ya mbele?

Mpare; Ya nyuma

Mmasai; Mekosa, aliingia kwa mlango ya mbele ya nyumba

Mmasai; Je, aliswaga ng’ombe dume akatangulia mbele au alikuwa nyuma?

Mpare; Dume alitangulia mbele

Mmasai; Mekosa tena, alibaki nyuma

Mmasai; Je ng’ombe alioibiwa iko ngapi?

Mpare; Ng’ombeĀ  7

Mmasai; Amekosa kabisa, ng’ombe alikuwa 5 tu!!

Aha ha ha

Wewe hisi jaji alimhukumu au alimuachia huru huyo mmasai?

 

 

Chapati Thief Kansiime Anne – African Comedy

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Sleepy drunkard. Kansiime Anne. – African Comedy.

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Kichekesho cha Urais na Jela

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Nelson Mandela nae alitoka jela akawa rais.

Pia Obasanjo. Theodore Orji alitoka jela akawa gavana. Omisore Iyiola alitoka jela akawa seneta.

Al Mustapha alitoka jela akawa brigedia.

Robert Mugabe alitoka jela akawa waziri mkuu, na baadae rais na mpaka sasa ni rais.

Ndugu yangu amini usiamini, rais wetu mwaka 2015 ni BABU SEA

To be or not to be the first in class? Kansiime Anne

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House Eviction Kansiime Anne – African Comedy

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