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Je Wajua Kiumbe anayekimbia kwa kasi kuliko wote duniani?

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Je Wajua Kiumbe anayekimbia kwa kasi kuliko wote duniani?


Peregrine Falcon (jamii ya tai) ameripotiwa kukimbia zaidi ya maili 200 kwa saa wakati anashuka.
Kwa maelezo zaidi bonyeza hapa…

VERY SERIOUS ANNOUNCEMENT – KANSIIME ANNE

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Toka Analogia (CHADEMA) Hamia Dijitali (CCM)

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Badili fikra na mawazo yako kutoka analogia(CHADEMA) na kuhamia digital(CCM) ole wako uking’ang’ania analogia,utakufa bila haki yako kuiona.tuma ujumbe huu kwa watu 10 wambie ndiyo tunakuja.Tumeanza na tutafanya kweli mpaka kieleweke 2015.

Hivi kati ya CHADEMA na CCM nani analogia na nani digitali?

Marriage is surely not for the weak. Kansiime Anne – African comedy.

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Vichekesho vya Wakenya – Kiswahili na Kiingereza

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Vichekesho vya je wajuaWAKENYA TUNATAKA PRESIDENT IKO NATIMIZA MABO HAYA:-

  1. Introduce petrol ya satchet kwa watu wa vitz
    na probox..(no offense)
  2. Wapunguze bei ya mutura na mahindi choma
    juu wanatumia gas kuchoma.
  3. Siku za mwizi ziongezwe from 40 to 70 juu
    kumekauka.
  4. Bei ya iphone ireduce juu mtu alishaa bite
    hiyo apple.
  5. Tissue paper itolewe hiyo second sheet.
    (inakuwanga ya nini by the way?)
  6. Ile light huwanga “at the end of the tunnel”
    izimwe to save energy.
  7. Ma subscribers wa Safcom wote warudishiwe
    hiyo “bob” ikokwa jina la Collymore. Huyo
    jamaa anakula bob kwa kila subscriber, siyo poa,
    inafaa abaki tu Collymore.
  8. Miguna Miguna anyanganywe jina moja
    wapatie wenye hawana majina kama Nameless.
  9. Gava ifungue Mr. Broke coz hatuwezani na Mr.
    Price
  10. Bei ya doughnut ibaki vilevile but wapunguze au wazibe ile
    shimo ya kati
  11. Bei ya soda ipunguzwe coz haikuwangi imejaa
    ama wajaze
  12. The road to success ikuwe super highway ndio
    wasee wafike haraka
  13. Atoe remix ya national anthem iwe na beats za Heart & Soul riddim.
  14. Wapunguze fare ya kwenda S.africa kwa ndege juu ni mteremko ndege haitumii mafuta

Zinazofanana

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Nairobi Street Comedians. Vichekesho. 1992 outside Uchumi, lunch can be more than food.

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Waciama online.

 

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 Memorable Jokes: Humor, Jokes and Funny Pictures
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Kali, Vibomu na vichekesho pia | Facebook
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Kichekesho cha Kiongozi Mkaidi Kuumwa na Nyuki

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Rais wa Kongo Joseph Kabila Aumwa na Nyuki Ikulu

Kiongozi mmoja wa nchi jirani alitembelea kwa kushtukiza seheemu ya kufuga nyuki katika utaratibu wake wa kukagua miradi ya maendeleo.

Alipofika katika lango la kuingilia kwenye eneo lenye mizinga ya nyuki, mlinzi wa zamu akamuambia wageni hawaruhusiwi kuingia humo.

Kiongozi huyo alishangaa halafu akamuangalia kisha akamuuliza.

Kiongozi: “Kwani wewe hunijui kuwa mimi nani? Kabla hajajibu akamtolea kitambulisho chake.

Mlinzi akanyamaza tu na yule kiongozi akaingia ndani. Ndani ya muda mfupi kelel zikasikika kiongozi akilia ‘Nisaidieni, naumwa na nyuki.

Mlinzi: Kwani hao nyuki hawajui wewe nani? kabla hajajibu mlinzi akamwambia waonyeshe kitambulisho chako.