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Kuna mambo mawili yatakuhusu maishani

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Kuna mambo mawili ukizaliwa na kuishi yatakuhusu

  1. Ni ama wewe utazaliwa mwanaume
  2. Au wewe utazaliwa  mwanamke

Kama wewe utazaliwa mwanamke uko salama,
Lakini kama wewe utazaliwa mwanaume kuna mambo mawili yatakuhusu

  1. Aidha wewe utaajiriwa uraiani
  2. Au utaajiriwa jeshini

Kama wewe utaajiriwa uraiani uko salama,
Lakini kama wewe utaajiriwa jeshi kuna mambo mawili yatakuhusu

  1. Aidha wewe utafanya kazi za ofisini
  2. Au utafanya kazi za mstari wa mbele vitani

Kama wewe utafanya kazi ofosini uko salama,
Lakini kama wewe utafanya kazi mstari wa mbele vitani kuna mambo mawili yatakuhusu

  1. Aidha wewe utaua
  2. Au Utauawa

Kama utaua mtu uko salama,

Lakini kama utauawa kuna mambo mawili yatakuhusu

  1. Aidha mwili wako utazikwa
  2. Au mwili wako utatumika kama mbolea.

Kama mwili wako utazikwa uko salama,

Lakini kama mwili wako utatumika kama mbolea kuna mambo mawili yatakuhusu.

  1. Aidha wewe ni itatumika kwa kupanda maua
  2. Au utatumika kupanda miti.

Kama ilitumika kwa kupanda maua uko salama,

Lakini kama itatumika kwa kupanda miti kuna mambo mawili yatakuhusu.

  1. Ni ama zitatumika kutengeneza karatasi za kutumia chooni
  2. Au itatumika kutengenezea samani za ofisini na majumbani.

Kama zitatumika kutengeneza samani za ofisini na majumbani ni salama,

Lakini kama zitatumika kutengeneza karatasi za chooni kuna mambo mawili zitahusisha

  1. Aidha zitatumiwa na mwanaume
  2. Au zitatumiwa na mwanamke

Kama zitatumiwa na mwanaume ni salama,

Lakini kama zitatumiwa na mwanamke kuna mambo mawili yatakuhusu

  1. Aidha zitatumika kusafisha upande wa nyuma
  2. Au zitatumika kusafisha upande wa mbele

Kama zitatumika kwa nyuma uko salama

Lakini kama zitatumika kwa mbele malizia mwenyewe mambo mawili yatakayotekea…

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Vichekesho kati ya mume na mke kanisani

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Familia na Maombi kanisani

Je unajua vichekesho kanisani? ulishasikia mojawapo, hebu fuatilia hii hapa.

Kulikuwa na familia moja ya wacha Mungu vizuri tu pale Dar es salaam. Walikuwa wakisali kanisa moja la kilokole.  Mwanaume alikuwa na tabia ya kulala usingizi kila akiingia ibadani. Siku moja mke wake akagundua dawa ya kumfanya jamaa aache kabisa tabia hiyo mbaya ya kulala kanisani. Unajua ni dawa gani hiyo?

Kukiwa tu ndo ibada imeanza, jamaa alianza kuuchapa usingizi na mke bila kukawia akamminya kwa haraka akamwambia,

Mke:

“Mchungaji amekuteua ufunge ibada kwa maombi”

Mwanaume akasimama haraka na kuanza kushusha maombi makali ya kufunga ibada

Mume:

“Baba katika jina la Yesu tunakushukuru kwa ibada nzuri, Asante kwa ujumbe wa leo kutoka kwa mtumishi wako Mchungaji, Asante kwa miujiza ya uponyaji. Tunaomba ututangulie tunapokwenda majumbani kwetu kupumzika, Kanisa  woote tuseme Amen”

HAKUNA ALIYESEMA AMEN badala yake baada ya kumaliza sala tu, alilishuhudia kanisa nzima likimkodolea macho huku wengine wakicheka sana, na wengine wakiwa midomo wazi na wengine wakiinama kwa aibu kwani ibada ndo tu ilikuwa imeanza na jamaa anashusha sala ya kufunga ibada!

hii kali.

Nimesikia kuwa huyo bwana aliacha hiyo tabia ya kulala lakini sikujua mahusiano yake na mke wake yaliendelea kuwa mazuri au la.

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Is Eden, Adam and Eve Where From Africa?

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Eden in Asia or Africa

Eden in Asia or AfricaArchaeologist proved that the first man were from Africa between horn of Africa and East Africa.

If this is true this means that Adam and Eve where black Africans and the Eden were from Africa.

Is this True?

Evidence obtained by group of researchers in Jebel Faya in the United Arab Emirates  also reveled that mankind migrated from Africa across the southern end of the Arabian Peninsula as early as 125,000 years ago. It is therefore obvious that by this migration mankind with white skin is the modern man specie. This means that any black skin is the oldest specie compare to the white one because white man evolved from the black one.

Africa is a undisturbed plate rich in many species of flora and fauna while other continents have limited number of these species. The skin color change from black to white can be vividly seen as follows:  Sub Sahara Africa (mother of plate’s tectonics) are blacks, north Africa (Believed to be latest migrants from south Europe and middle East are whites, south India are black, north India are white.  Europe are whites, Americano are mixed black and whites and America north are white.

Eden from Africa or Middle East

What I want to point here is that, skin color spread is directly related to the mankind migration from Africa to other continents.

By these basic facts, I therefore dare to say that First man was from Africa.  If the first man, Adam and eve were from Africa, it is obvious that Eden was also located in Africa

Biblical Prove That Eden is in Middle East

The LORD God planted a garden toward the east, in Eden; and there He placed the man whom He had formed. Out of the ground the LORD God caused to grow every tree that is pleasing to the sight and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Now a river flowed out of Eden to water the garden; and from there it divided and became four rivers. The name of the first is Pishon; it flows around the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold. The gold of that land is good; the bdellium and the onyx stone are there. The name of the second river is Gihon; it flows around the whole land of Cush. The name of the third river is Tigris; it flows east of Assyria. And the fourth river is the Euphrates. (Genesis 2:8-14)

http://www.worldmuseumofman.org/hum.php

http://archive.archaeology.org/1105/trenches/homo_sapien_migration_africa_arabia.html

Related stories:-
Out of Africa or Out of Eden: Does Science Contradict the Bible?
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Dec 15, 2010 A new genetic study suggests a possible explanation for the conflict between the biblical claim for the creation of mankind in Mesopotamia and
Is the Garden of Eden in Africa
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_the_Garden_of_Eden_in_Africa
Answer. Genesis chapter 2 says that a river flowed through the Garden of Eden and that it had four tributaries, one of which was the Gihon, which flows through 10 Possible Locations for the Garden of Eden | TopTenz.net
http://www.toptenz.net/10-possible-locations-for-the-garden-of-eden.php
Jul 27, 2008 Some people believe that Garden of Eden was somewhere in Northeast Africa. Evidence given in support of this includes the fact that the oldest

 

Kichekesho cha Jaluo na Lugha ya Kiswahili

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Kichekesho cha Jaluo Anakojoa

Siku moja tulipokuwa tunasafiri kutoka Mwanza kuja Arusha kupitia Magu – Serengeti na ndani ya Gari tulikuwa na Abiria wa kike na wa kiume wakubwa kwa wadogo. Lakini pia kulikuwa na mjaluo mmoja ambaye alikuwa ni mwongeaji sana japo kwa kiswahili cha kijaluo wote tunajua jinsi wajaluo wanayojua lugha ya Kijaluo na Kiingereza lakini ikija kiswahili ni vunja mbavu tu.

Tulipofika makuyuni tuliteremka ili tupate break fupi ya kinywaji na wengine kuchimba dawa. Baada tu ya kuteremka kwenye gari, yule jaluo ghafla wakati ametukabili akasema kwa sauti kubwa

“HAPA NAKOJOA”

Akina mama na watoto wadogo wakakimbia haraka mbali wakijua jaluo anataka kukojoa pale pale, Kumbe yeye alimaanisha eneo lile analifahamu

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